Roger-wilco's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Haiku Hilltop]

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In highest of praise
I compare your humble art
to Samurai Jack

Weaksauce responds:

You know, that means much
To a Samurai Jack fan
It is an Honor

[Valentine Message 07]

Hahaha. Nice.

I cant ever remember having seen a moon/tidal wave joke anywhere in the past. Incredibly creative.

Bogswallop responds:

thanks =). lol late reply

[Pit]

Erm.

Well i saw the 'sick'.. i think i missed the funny parts or something though... or did you mean the part where the girl's bone is exposed and she is crying that the last 25 years of her life were a meaningless smear that was going to end with being starved to death in a hole with rotting bodies.. and then the man with missing teeth smiles as he comes down to cause her unimaginable physical pain? Because if that was the funny part, the timing must have been off or something because I didn't get it.

koit responds:

Indeed.

If by "Puppy Kicker" in the job description part of your profile, you mean to be funny, then the timing must be off or something because I don't get it.

Hypocritical methinks.

[Experiment_11]

Word.

10 for style my man, wish I could have put 11.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

:]

[Warrior Boarder 3]

Funniest flash since 'Dads Home'

Holy crap that was funny as hell.

Dude, you are a great animator, but that was more cheesy than all of Jean Claud Van Damm's movies combined!

parts that were so dumb that I laughed:
-Dropping from a plane
-Landing on the snowboard
-randomly going from mountains to a canyon
-randomly going from a canyon to a city beach
-watch-controlled-surfboard
-Ripping off his shirt
-saving a girl from a shark while on a magic, wave-defying surfboard
-cheesy kissing scene
-the girl thinking that a guy who can airdrop from a plane onto a snowboard can be harmed by a shark
-SUNGLASSES?

Come on man, this is the kinda thing kids daydream about in 4th grade. With your skills, you could be making awesome action flicks in flash... awesome action flicks with weapons and not sports equipment.

SolidSacketh responds:

Check out Zelda: Heroic Rage episodes 5-7.

[Amputee Army]

good.

I rated you high because the movie was well made, even if the content was completely biased, over the top, and pharisaical bullshit.

I would also like to note that the person who stated that 'bush sux' and said he liked your movie, is a 14 year old boy who also thinks highly of 'DareDevil' according to his favorite films list.

PureCarnage responds:

At least this is a sobre review. I appreciate that you liked the content and agree on the biased view of this flash.

My mood is different today, I think I could have gone after the Mohammed cartoon.

[Treason]

Meh.

The fighting was really just pretty low quality. I liked the movie as a whole however.

Josemaria responds:

you are right.. Thanks for the review :)

[Paints A Thousand Words]

well made

I think my eyes are bleeding... excessive cuteness.

Well made though, you are very talented. It was artistic and well designed, had style... just too cute for my blood.

Keep it up!

cheshirecat1582 responds:

Lol Thanks! Yeah its a bit girly but hey im a girl.. hehe anyways yeah thanks for an awsome review!!

[Mortal Kombat Mishaps 2]

o.o

Am I missing something?

(and yes, I did play the MK games, quite a bit)

My advice: you obviously CAN be funny, so why not make something origional?

VicHD responds:

I'll make something original when ! finish these video game parodies!

[Prelude to Joy II]

Mostly boring, but you both have talent.

Good flash work, but mostly boring. Only time I felt anything other than tired was when you had the braveheart clip play to the kitten going free, that was quality humor.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

AYE POOP MY PANTS